|“We don’t do [ Iraqi ] body counts.”
— General Tommy Franks, US Central Command
IRAQ WAR CO$T
"According to scientists, one day we may have sex with robots. And if you want to know what that's like, just ask Maria Shriver."
— David Letterman
"I admire Hitler, he was a little man who came from nothing with his speech. You know, speech is important, the words
we use get respect and other things."
In the Year of Darkness, 2004, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would
reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain.
No fear. Something unstoppable. They created "Governator Schwarzenegger".
"My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the
U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt."
"My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it. People need somebody to watch over
them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave."
"I was always dreaming about very powerful people - dictators and things like that. I was just always
impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for
thousands of years remembered."
"When I was a boy, the Soviets occupied part of Austria. I saw their tanks in the streets. I saw
Communism with my own eyes. I remember the fear we had when we had to cross into the Soviet sector.
Growing up, we were told, "Don't look the soldiers in the eye. Just look straight ahead."
"Finally, a candidate who can explain the Bush administration's positions on Civil Liberties in the
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
"California lawmakers just approved
tough new anti-pollution legislation. If it goes through, California would have the toughest
emissions standards in the country. Ironically, our governor owns five Hummers and chain smokes
cigars. He’s the pollutiest governor ever – the man is doing everything but burning tires on his
front lawn, and he’s passing this legislation. He also came out strongly against steroids, foreign
accents, and frequent use of movie catch phrases."
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger— who last year set up a tent outside his smoke-free state office to smoke cigars— has signed a bill to ban tobacco products in state prisons.
"Do as I say, not as I do."